☞ My boyfriend said he'll leave me if i dont stop shopping..... I'll miss that guy.
☞ sweetie, if you're going to be two-faced; at least make one of them pretty.
☞ You should put a condom on your head, because if you're going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one.
☞ Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million, but I was just as happy when I had $48 million.
☞ Sometimes, you've got to do what you think is right.
Damn the consequences.