A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle..

☞ If your package was as big as your ego, I'd be interested.

☞ MENtal pain, MENtal anxiety, MENstrual cramps - all of our problems start with MEN.

☞ Not all men are stupid. Some are dead.

☞The more I know about men, the more I like dogs.

☞  Being a woman is a terribly difficult task, since it consists principally in dealing with men. ~Joseph Conrad

 xoxo