You don’t know a good thing until it’s gone. And found something else.

The worst thing you've ever done,
the darkest thought you've ever had
I will stand by you through anything
because I love you.

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Whoever said that money doesn't buy happiness didn't know where to shop.

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The best way to get over someone, is to get under someone else.

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Everyone knows you can’t choose your family, but you can choose your friends.

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Chuck, you know that I adore all of God's creatures and the metaphors that they inspire, but those butterflies have got to be murdered!

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 You know, I always knew you were a whore. I never took you for a liar too.

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Well, you can tell Jesus.. that the bitch is back.

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S: Chuck, why did you just do that?
C: Because I love her, and I can't make her happy.