To catch me, you got to be fast. To find me, you got to be smart. But to be me... HA you must be kidding!

Thinking of you hurts... maybe because I’m laughing way too hard.

I'm strong as a bull, brave as a lion, wise as an owl and good looking as... as... Well ME!

I don`t give any reason for anyone to hate me. They create their own little drama out of pure jealousy. 

My boyfriend said he'll leave me if i dont stop shopping... I'll miss that guy.

And the next time my name's about to roll off your tongue, choke on it bitch.