Dear music, thank you for being here when nobody else was.

Dear 3am, we've got to stop meeting this way. I'd much rather sleep with you.

Dear whoever is reading this, 

you are beautiful & someone out there is crazy about you. 

So smile, life is too short to be unhappy.

Dear future boyfriend, where the fuck are you? Sincerely, single me.

Dear math, atop making me look for your X; she's not coming back and don't ask Y either.

Dear Santa, all I want is happiness this year.